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[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Rose: Poison is a magical transmutation potion that transforms people into corpses.

Eridan: knivves are actually magic wwands

Rose: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.

Eridan, cocking Ahab's Crosshairs: magic missile

[archangel-fucking-judas]

Revenge on @transscribepage , thank you for the attack!

[selfconsumerofmywoes]

🌺 send this to ten bloggers you think are wonderful. keep the game going! 🌺

Awww yay!!! Thank you!!! <3 <3 <3

Can I send this back?? I’m going to send it back <3

[bardingbeedle]

assumption: you have owned a dog before

OHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES I DID!!!!!! i had four very good baby boys and 2 chickens and also lots of goldfish and an asian arowana!!!! unfortunately, i never saw my puppies grow up because a few weeks after we got them, my parents decided that they were too much trouble, even to keep just one. i never got another dog after that. though my grandma did have a senior dog at her house, i never went there so i never saw him. 

i really want a puppy again in the future when i’m able to get one, but given my lifestyle and career, i think i’m much better suited to cats. though in general, i feel like i’m not in a position to have a pet right now, since i won’t be able to give it all my time and energy. :( 

but it’s ok i have 2 puppies in my life right now and their names are captain pupmerica and iron pom

anonymously make an assumption about me and i’ll confirm/deny it

[flowers-and-pollen]

cinnamon

Why from afar? Come closer and become my friend.

[WARNING! Once you choose this path there is no going back!]

(I think ur really cool too, even if i dont know who you are)

[austinwehaveaproblem]

thanks for getting scenecore shit and clown gerard on my feed

<3

[deathordemise]

i am looking at a hunger games au respectfully